Introduction -- Mathew -- March 22 -- Dial-up delight -- Fecal matters -- Ladies' man -- Binge -- Anything for a dollar -- Disney princes -- Brace yourself -- The T-Mobile incident -- All the world's a stage -- The gay chapter -- High school camp counselor -- Editor in grief -- Thtory of my life -- The one that got away -- Unnecessary holiday traditions -- Crash course -- A love lesson -- 20 things I'd do if I were Beyoncé for the day -- Holy matriphony -- If you can't beet 'em -- Mood killer -- The apple doesn't fall far -- Dream job -- Pleasure & Payne -- What Michelle Obama smells like -- How fitting -- Ten cummandments -- Hopeless toemantic -- Unhappiest birthday -- Melancholy fantasies.

Social rights advocate and prominent LGBTQ+ voice on YouTube, Tyler Oakley brings you his first collection of personal essays. For someone who made a career out of over-sharing on the Internet, Tyler has a shocking number of personal mishaps and shenanigans to reveal in his first book: experiencing a legitimate rage blackout in a Cheesecake Factory; negotiating a tense stand-off with a White House official; crashing a car in front of his entire high school, in an Arby's uniform; projectile vomiting while bartering with a grandmother; and so much more. Tyler delivers his best untold moments with his trademark flair.